I don’t think I’ve mentioned this before, but I’ve been working with an associate on retranslating and annotating Twilight for the past two years. I’ll save you the tears and give you the smiles: it’s finished. It’s online. It’s for you to read and cherish, perhaps forever. It’s fredwardbound.com, and it’s updated with a new chapter every Monday and Thursday.
Read it in good health. Shit, read it in bad health and be healed. Read it out loud in a cemetery and find yourself being countenanced by the risen corpora of centuries past. Read it to your children and they’ll live forever. Just read it, and feel the blinding light of love between a young woman and her immortal beau.