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originally posted in the depths of a Destructoid news item’s comment section

07-Jun-13

FRAGMENT FROM AN UNFINISHED PLAY Lit by a dim spotlight, Bill Gates raises his absurdly large revolver and empties all six chambers into the Xbox One. Behind him, 3 giant screens flash black and white, cycling through phrases like: FUCK DRM FUCK THE INTERNET FUCK TV FUCK EVERYTHING BILL GATES: (screaming) I’M SOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ///// My [...]

Fredward Bound, a novel in 25 parts

07-Oct-11

Dear friends, I don’t think I’ve mentioned this before, but I’ve been working with an associate on retranslating and annotating Twilight for the past two years. I’ll save you the tears and give you the smiles: it’s finished. It’s online. It’s for you to read and cherish, perhaps forever. It’s fredwardbound.com, and it’s updated with [...]

a thing I did

21-Jul-10

I just remembered that I had a story accepted to my alma mater’s literary magazine and that it’d be a good idea to tell you all about it, because maybe then you could read it. It’s about smokin’ that dank, southern California, God, flesh and some other stuff. If you are so inclined as to [...]