making a fresh start

Nov 18, 2024

jaundiced and ready to go

Nov 17, 2024

self-deception

Nov 13, 2024

the lycurgus within

Nov 12, 2024

lycurgus braned

Nov 11, 2024

hmm hmm why have a cup when thouself can lycurgus

Nov 10, 2024

get thine own lycurgus cup, knave

Nov 7, 2024

12 Great American Holidays for 2025 OUT NOW

Nov 6, 2024

The 12 Great American Holidays for 2025 calendar is up in the store. Witness thrilling months, such as...

March!

June!

October!

...and nine more holidays depicted in electrifying CALEND-O-VISION*!*

Get yours today!

Lycurgus Man presents the Lycurgus Cup

Nov 5, 2024

meet me at 2AM, outside the thing

Nov 4, 2024

released from place on my own recognizance

Nov 3, 2024

LUCCO 1196

Oct 31, 2024

late walk, halide light

Oct 30, 2024

closed for the night

Oct 29, 2024

knowers

Oct 27, 2024

trails and stars

Oct 24, 2024

stills 4 and 5 from Poltergeist 4: Bad Neighbor (1989)

Oct 23, 2024

still 3 from Poltergeist 4: Bad Neighbor (1989)

Oct 22, 2024

still 2 from Poltergeist 4: Bad Neighbor (1989)

Oct 21, 2024

still 1 from Poltergeist 4: Bad Neighbor (1989)

Oct 20, 2024

path to vesuvius

Oct 17, 2024

night air

Oct 16, 2024

summer leftovers 3

Oct 15, 2024

summer leftovers 2

Oct 14, 2024

summer leftovers 1

Oct 13, 2024

pulled

Oct 10, 2024

shame

Oct 9, 2024

only memories

Oct 8, 2024

out of joint

Oct 7, 2024

better forgotten

Oct 2, 2024

disgust

Oct 1, 2024

better left unsaid

Sep 30, 2024

tacit agreement

Sep 29, 2024

back of the mind

Sep 26, 2024

something unseen

Sep 25, 2024

For Comadenders Onily

Sep 23, 2024

The collective meditated on it and felt that the comadenders out there could use a little something too

For Commanders Only

Sep 19, 2024

New stickers! In hologram and regular flavors

Legendary Pies of the Jazz Greats: Miles Davis, Blackberry Gelée

Sep 17, 2024

Legendary Pies of the Jazz Greats: Miles Davis, Tomato Flat

Sep 16, 2024

Legendary Pies of the Jazz Greats: Herbie Hancock, Cheese Cranberrycake

Sep 15, 2024

Legendary Pies of the Jazz Greats: Houston Person, Honey Dip

Sep 12, 2024

Legendary Pies of the Jazz Greats: Vince Guaraldi, PB Scraper

Sep 11, 2024

Legendary Pies of the Jazz Greats: Ornette Coleman, Strawberry Rumbler

Sep 10, 2024

Legendary Pies of the Jazz Greats: John Coltrane, Pudding Pond & Cranberry Cheesecake

Sep 9, 2024

Legendary Pies of the Jazz Greats: Donald Byrd, Sweet Potato Pecan & Whipped Bake

Sep 8, 2024

Legendary Pies of the Jazz Greats: Charles Mingus, Dough Downer

Sep 5, 2024

Legendary Pies of the Jazz Greats: Sun Ra, 4th Dimension Blueberry Deep Dish

Sep 4, 2024

Legendary Pies of the Jazz Greats: Chet Baker, Grape Crème Spooner

Sep 3, 2024

Legendary Pies of the Jazz Greats: Max Roach, Personal Blackberry

Sep 1, 2024

Legendary Pies of the Jazz Greats: Art Blakey, Tarte au Crème (sans bâtonnets de poisson)

Aug 29, 2024

Legendary Pies of the Jazz Greats: Thelonious Monk, Stone Fruit Tart

Aug 28, 2024

Legendary Pies of the Jazz Greats: Cannonball Adderley, Cherry Crater

Aug 27, 2024

summer wanes

Aug 26, 2024

summer gains

Aug 22, 2024

icon trophy

Aug 21, 2024

icon fan greet

Aug 20, 2024

icon manifest

Aug 19, 2024

mascot summer

Aug 18, 2024

fridays

Aug 15, 2024

thursdays

Aug 14, 2024

mondays

Aug 11, 2024

just the innuendo

Aug 7, 2024

bts @ octofoil light industries

Jul 23, 2024

overbuilt for purpose

Jul 21, 2024

coming soon to a reality near you

Jul 18, 2024

The Ewil Speterist

Jul 17, 2024

may come back with you

Jul 16, 2024

may come back with you

Jul 15, 2024

may come back with you

Jul 14, 2024

what you find on the other side

Jul 10, 2024

but beware...

Jul 9, 2024

a whole new world awaits

Jul 8, 2024

somewhere beyond our reality

Jul 7, 2024

new Poltergeist poster in the store

Jul 4, 2024

Made from recovered footage of the Chevy Chase test scenes.

Buy buy buy

Season's Greetings from Uncle Sams

Jul 3, 2024

solo sport

Jul 2, 2024

mirror sport

Jul 1, 2024

tgim

Jun 30, 2024

non-euclidean sport

Jun 27, 2024

the scene at pickleball today is not looking good

Jun 25, 2024

check it out, it's called a "play kid"

Jun 24, 2024

puffed steppers

Jun 23, 2024

reporting live from today's pickleball game

Jun 17, 2024

fuck what you think

Jun 16, 2024

an old codger gets his

Jun 13, 2024

a young chap showing his stuff

Jun 12, 2024

two gentlemen having at it

Jun 11, 2024

powerful warrior quotes

Jun 10, 2024

tier 1 operator

Jun 9, 2024

soldier of fortune

Jun 5, 2024

killer elite

Jun 4, 2024

think fast, youngster

Jun 3, 2024

i'm onto you, you dog

Jun 2, 2024

and what were your intentions with my capocollo at this hour of the night?

May 29, 2024

pastrami pilled

May 28, 2024

pastrami mindset

May 27, 2024

my powers are eternal, my duck supreme

May 23, 2024

tcheh! you dare question my technique?

May 22, 2024

whole kitchen cooking: from pan to plate

May 21, 2024

the oil of time

May 20, 2024

chef gates preparing his famous ????? de canard

May 19, 2024

all thumbs

May 16, 2024

laser geezers

May 15, 2024

gotcha

May 14, 2024

on the laser skids

May 13, 2024

my two right feet

May 12, 2024

damn, tgif you know what i'm sayin

May 9, 2024

they're calling it "The Leno"

May 8, 2024

Am I me or my feet? My new persona/just like Lundmark, I light em up & put em on ya

May 7, 2024

Camp mascot Kirby striking a cheesecake pose for his retirement photo, War Camp 2024

May 6, 2024

counselor mcmanus shows his dedication to the kids, war camp 2024

May 5, 2024

a games marshall disqualifies lucian from the jet sniping competition on one count of improper neckwear, war camp 2024

May 2, 2024

martin at the freehand artillery competition, war camp 2024

May 1, 2024

frederick, thomas, lionel & roger at the BTR derby, war camp 2024

Apr 30, 2024

clive teasing spencer with his new birding gun, war camp 2024

Apr 29, 2024

charles at war camp 2024, showing off his backpack again

Apr 28, 2024

but then i woke up and realized i was an adult gunpla, with adult interests, and that my chibi gunpla would never return

Apr 25, 2024

i dreamed that i was being dominated by my chibi gunpla

Apr 24, 2024

my feet, my gunpla

Apr 23, 2024

fungal daily, no. 14 "haunted by success"

Apr 22, 2024

fungal daily, no. 06 "refocusing the inner lens" (cover variant 4 of 4)

Apr 21, 2024

fungal daily, no. 06 "refocusing the inner lens" (cover variant 3 of 4)

Apr 18, 2024

fungal daily, no. 06 "refocusing the inner lens" (cover variant 2 of 4)

Apr 17, 2024

fungal daily, no. 06 "refocusing the inner lens" (cover variant 1 of 4)

Apr 16, 2024

fungal daily, no. 504 "mycal supremacy reigns"

Apr 14, 2024

fungal daily, no. Ç "secret gardens of the ghost slug"

Apr 11, 2024

harpoon weekly, no. 18 "shipwreck madness"

Apr 10, 2024

haircopter monthly, no. 70 "all night hand-organs"

Apr 9, 2024

haircopter monthly, no. 551 "expert sitar production techniques"

Apr 8, 2024

haircopter monthly, no. 159 "self-guitar for two"

Apr 7, 2024

haircopter monthly, no. 110 "bedroom sound cannon"

Apr 4, 2024

haircopter monthly, no. 10 "new earth copter"

Apr 3, 2024

pastrami quarterly, no. 62 "belltower salad"

Apr 2, 2024

pastrami quarterly, no. 01 "rest in pastrami"

Apr 1, 2024

pastrami quarterly, no. 00 "the pastrami behind the screen"

Mar 31, 2024

pastrami quarterly, no. 09 "the pastrami returns"

Mar 28, 2024

pastrami quarterly, no. 59 "two fingers and a pine casket"

Mar 27, 2024

pastrami quarterly, no. 37 "sandwich mori"

Mar 26, 2024

pastrami quarterly, no. 88 "the pastrami that came to pearl"

Mar 25, 2024

pastrami quarterly, no. 18 "tales from inside the machine"

Mar 24, 2024

pastrami quarterly, no. 10 "a dangerous rendezvous"

Mar 21, 2024

pastrami quarterly, no. 1

Mar 20, 2024

clown quarterly

Mar 19, 2024

it was real

Mar 18, 2024

the dream manifest

Mar 17, 2024

you can't handle the dream

Mar 14, 2024

before the match

Mar 13, 2024

coach in 20 years

Mar 12, 2024

mid-century socks

Mar 11, 2024

grown

Mar 10, 2024

coach

Mar 8, 2024

goals

Mar 7, 2024

great gains

Mar 5, 2024

be the dream

Mar 4, 2024

new drip

Mar 3, 2024

real cycling hours

Feb 27, 2024

elon musk's sit-up coffin

Feb 21, 2024

under the influence of li'nux, torvalds attempts to bring a computer to life

Feb 12, 2024

mickey's anachronistic vendetta

Feb 8, 2024

philosopher confronting sophist trickery

Feb 1, 2024

TODOOT

Feb 1, 2024

* fix spacing of post title and date

* install RSS plugin

* link it to the thing in the footer

• get the RSS plugin to actually work
• choose a font
• figure out how I want to show post categories?
• dark mode?
• mobile layout switcher?

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Jan 21, 1998