"Don't be offended," he breathed, "but you seem to be one of those people who just attracts accidents like a mago-net. So... try not to fall into the ocean or get run over or anything, alright?" He smiled crookedly.
The helplessness had faded as he spoke. I glared at him.
"I'll see what I can do, Fredward," I snapped as I jumped out into the rain. Fredward could be so thick, and so hard to understand. I wondered how much more of that dick I could take. I slammed the door behind me with excessive force.135
He was still smiling as he drove away, smoldering in the rain. I went inside to do a little smoldering of my own.
135. Excessive force, something that small town cop Charlie Duck would have no experience with.