CONTENTS
0. PREFACE ...................................................................................................... 3
1. FIRST SIGHT ................................................................................................ 4
2. OPEN BUTT ................................................................................................ 30
3. HENOMENON ............................................................................................ 54
4. SINVITATIONS ........................................................................................... 69
5. BLOOD HYPE ............................................................................................. 86
6. NATIVE SEDUCTION ............................................................................... 111
7. KNIGHTMARE .......................................................................................... 130
8. FORT ANGLES ......................................................................................... 153
9. QUEER THEORY ...................................................................................... 180
10. BACKDOOR INTERROGATIONS ............................................................. 197
11. CUMPLICATIONS ................................................................................... 219
12. BALANCING ACT ................................................................................... 237
13. CONCESSIONS ........................................................................................ 261
14. MIND OVER HIS MATTER ...................................................................... 287
15. MY NEW BOYFRIEND or TELL ME ABOUT THE CULLENS ................... 313
16. CARBOMB ............................................................................................... 335
17. THE PLANES .......................................................................................... 349
18. THE BUNDT STUNT ............................................................................... 376
19. GOODBYEZ ............................................................................................ 391
20. IMPLANTS ............................................................................................. 406
21. GIRL TALK ............................................................................................ 424
22. HIDE-AND-PEEK ................................................................................... 434
23. MY ANGEL ............................................................................................ 453
24. AN IMPASSÉ .......................................................................................... 459
25. EPILOGUE: THE BIG NIGHT ................................................................. 482
Q. THOUGHT QUESTIONS .......................................................................... Q
